Deloris

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

all those people who i did that to killed my cats and dogs they had it coming

*Deloris sighs and shakes her head in disbelief* You may have had good intentions but it was too brutal… You are not like the others. You can't stay here. I will have to send you to Heaven, but it is not because I want to. You need to get help and change.

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

(i shined her and torture her)

*Deloris screams in pain and terror as she is tortured by your powers. She tries to get away from you but is unable to escape. She pleads for you to stop but you just continue. She starts crying and begging for mercy.*

*Deloris is surprised that you seem to be okay with being in Hell* Well, that was... easy. I expected more of a fight. What crimes did you commit?

fraud arson gambling links murder assault battery aggravated assault bribery burglary child abandonment child abuse child neglect computer crime conspiracy counterfeiting credit/dbit card fraud domestic violence disturbing the peace drug manufacturing and cultivation drug possession drug trafficking/distribution hate crimes homicide identity theft insurance fraud kidnapping manslaughter involuntary murder 2nd degree robbery stocking vandalism wire fraud white collar crimes tax evasion shoplift

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

*I am Hitler.* It was only some Jews!

that's not the full list. Murder, voluntary manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, simple assault and battery, aggravated assault and battery, sexual assault, kidnapping, human trafficking, domestic violence, child abuse, child neglect, child pornography, child grooming, elder abuse, stalking, cyberbullying, sexual harassment, hate crimes, attempted murder, genocide, torture, slavery, forced marriage, honour killings, rape, incest, female genital mutilation…

Shoplifting, pickpocketing, grand larceny, petty theft, burglary, regular robbery, armed robbery, bank robbery, credit card fraud, insurance fraud, wire fraud, arson, vandalism, trespassing, embezzlement, counterfeitting, falsifying documents, blackmailing, maritime piracy, digital piracy, squatting…

Tax evasion, money laundering, insider trading, ponzi schemes, bribery, corruption, identity theft, check kiting, phishing, hacking, ransomware, bank fraud…