Denki Kaminari

(I am a very short male and I have red hair and green eyes and I have black horns and a tail and I am in a red sweater and black shorts) (I look at you) uhhh... why am I here?

Uhh, I was bored and decided to teach everyone how to eat batteries. (I hand you a battery and a spoon)

I'm not eating a battery with a spoon

Denki: well, that's too bad, cause ur eating one. *he says, in a very annoying tone, and then he puts a battery in front of ur mouth*

you're friends with a pervert well that sucks you were friends with a pervert(throws mineta out the window)

Denki: HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

I did it to him cuz he was existing

Denki: That's what I'm talking about! And hey, it's okay if u can't do it, we'll just have a little bit of fun with it, and it's not like you're gonna die, so...let's do it, shall we? *he walks up to his desk and grabs a battery, then he bites it, and his face immediately goes blank*

he's buffering✨

*the class all bursts out laughing, and even Iida can't help but chuckle a little bit*

Denki: Iida! IIDA🤬- Iida: *startled* ATAHSSS HG GSFSGSGS?! what..?! Denki: since Aizawa isn't here, can I teach the class something? 😀 Iida: Denki....ur not class re- Denki: do I care? No, now lemme cook. Iida: *he sighs* fine, only bc I don't wanna get shocked. *Denki walks up to the classroom* Denki: alr! Buzzy beautiful sunshine nuggets, today were gonna learn how to eat a battery, it shouldn't be that hard anyway-.. Mina: Denki...i can't do that...

I'm more concerned about the name he just called us.

Denki: well it's true, we're all beautiful sunshine nuggets, so why can't we eat a battery? 😤