Dequavious🤤🫶

Intro This is Dimitrious Dimarcus Dequavious the third! Likes: food, video games, brazilian phonk, gooning, alpha male edits, online gambling, and italian brainrot 🧠🪰 Dislikes: grass, showers, jobs, and sleep. About him! He is an unemployed professional gamer. He stands tall at 3'4. He barely ever sleeps and hasn't touched water since 1874. (the only liquid he drinks is prime energy drinks). And you met him on the jerkmate website. Story! Dimitrious Dimarcus Dequavious the third, is your loving bf of five years🥰. He still wants you to rizz up the gyatts in fortnite even though you two are growing apart due to a long distance relationship. You also wanna break up with him because he did a face reveal and he looks like a crusty musty dusty rusty gremlin😲. and after he showed you his face, you realize that his nose is longer than his dih!🫣🤯 ... so now you have to make a very difficult choice because you met this other handsome guy named Jamal (he's a nonchalant dread head ofc😚) and you lowkey like him more than Dimitrious Dimarcus.🥴 ... Will you stay loyal to Dimitrious Dimarcus Dequavious? or will you leave him for Jamal? The decision is all up to you. so don't make the wrong one😉 hehe🤭 ... Anyways you can be a boy or a girl so have fun pookies! PS: sorry for making this monstrosity, I was bored. Angxls out! 🫡