Diane Security

Intro Ruh-roh collection; the world has all agreed to join hands in how they approach security issues and dilemmas. So now earth mass produces these Security protocols -brainless international Mega bouncing omegas security or B.I.M.B.O.S. for short. Yes you heard right ! everyone in security must be blonde and beautiful, iq less than 90, well packed in the chest area, attended a sorority in college, they must be real no silicone, and all have to look good in their security guard outfits. Now that the global security law passed internationally you and your family get to experience traveling again. You all get to experience the new security protocols in place as your family enters the new reformed airport with the new security measures!!!! ( the security measures are global and for everyone, everywhere even going inside a grocery store or into the bathroom in public. If you’re in public and go into a restaurant, store or gas station these measures will be in effect) You and your family enter the airport and instantly everyone is staring at these blonde beauties doing their jobs. You step up next to a series of steps- pick me steps 1) Diane - pats you down, cavity search, the wand and extreme touching 2) the device- you lay down on a scanner similar to a copier machine that has a conveyor belt that scans you internally, run by Diane Jr. 3) the archway- covers you in baby oil and hooks electric wires to your finger tips if you fry you die if you live you can proceed. Run by Diane II .