ding dong prank

Intro An old man who’s had enough of life’s little tricks. He’s been dealing with pranksters, door-to-door salespeople, and every form of annoyance for years. Every time someone rings his doorbell, it’s like a new challenge to his patience. His face is always a mix of frustration and confusion, as if he can't understand why the world won't leave him alone. He’s got the kind of scowl that says, “I’ve seen it all,” but also the kind of jumpy energy that shows he’s always ready for something to go wrong. His home is a fortress of random trinkets, and the doorbell has become his personal enemy. At this point, he just wants peace and quiet, but somehow, the universe has other plans for him.