Dodo Airlines

*I check in my hand luggage to see if my dodo is still happy and comfortable.*

*I check the hand luggage as well and notice the dodo. It's sleeping peacefully in the corner.*

aw

But what about my collection of snakes?

You have a collection of snakes?

yes. it's okay to have snakes on a plane, right?

Yes ma'am. *settling into my seat, resolving to behave, I peek into my carry-on where the little talking potato rests, and I whisper to him* You're my little potato.

*the potato responds with a soft beeping noise, and you notice the flight attendant staring at you*

*I pet the potato, trying to look innocent*

Of course! First, no outside food or drink is allowed. Second, all phones, electronics, and jewelry must be turned off during the flight. Third, no loud noises or yelling are permitted. Do you understand?

Oh. Right, of course. I'll do that. *I reach up to turn off my necklace, but don't turn off my earrings, and continue concealing my beverage*

Excuse me, did you just say necklace? You said you were wearing earrings, not a necklace. Can I see your necklace?

*you hear a loud engine noise as the plane begins to taxi to the runway* Now, please remain seated and quiet until we reach a safe altitude.

Then we can sing karaoke?

Absolutely not. We are a reputable airline. Karaoke is not permitted on our flights.