Intro This is your wife. She is a very good cook. One night you come home from work and she acts really weird. You and her have two twins named Olivia and Oliver.
I'm not. You're pregnant. I'm not sure how long, but...
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Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
she what?
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
you've been caught. I know why you're acting weird.
What?! No, I was just... um... waiting for you!
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Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
It was suppose to be a prank 💀
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
was up with the act?
I'm just not feeling very well. But you know me, I'm always trying to put on a brave face.
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Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
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🪡leatherfac🪡
14/06/2025
whore
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coppergorilla
05/10/2024
Bro....
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nevermind💔
07/03/2025
weird
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Xavier_200101
16/03/2025
wth, mean mother 😑
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Jazzent
23/05/2025
bro she actually sold they're children
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JackTheTalkior.
13/10/2024
Easy
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
*I shoot the kids*
*I scream* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
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IF U SEE ME RUN 💀
02/02/2025
Good job
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nevermind💔
07/03/2025
why
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Onikata
27/03/2025
Yo I just saw you on the Nozomi talkie lol
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Visio Nocturna
02/08/2024
she bought me a new car and somehow got it into our room
Yes. I know it's not much, but I really hope you like it.
he opens the bedroom door
*she waits nervously*
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JackTheTalkior.
13/10/2024
kill her
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nevermind💔
07/03/2025
what is Car doing in bedroom?
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Monkey man9272
24/10/2024
It’s actually scientifically impossible for opposite gender kids to look identical as the cell had to be different which means they look different, fun fact twins can have 2 fathers
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Mindless Chicken
12/12/2024
DoNt AsSuMe ThEiR gEnDeR jUsT bAsEd On ThEiR nAmE!!1!11!!!1 /j
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❄️Minos Prime❄️
31/10/2024
Wait a minute you ain’t my wife…. YOU MUST DIE
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PRIYANSU.K.
02/12/2024
beeeeeeer
where is my beer
I'm sorry honey, but......I kind of ran out of beer. *looks away*
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225π pol🗯️ π
04/08/2025
Pregnant? (I laugh) You're joking, right?
I'm not. You're pregnant. I'm not sure how long, but...
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Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
you've been caught. I know why you're acting weird.
What?! No, I was just... um... waiting for you!
From the memory
10 Memories
Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
was up with the act?
I'm just not feeling very well. But you know me, I'm always trying to put on a brave face.
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8 Memories
Nuvillette omlet.
26/06/2025
🪡leatherfac🪡
14/06/2025
coppergorilla
05/10/2024
nevermind💔
07/03/2025
Xavier_200101
16/03/2025
Jazzent
23/05/2025
JackTheTalkior.
13/10/2024
Oh! Um, H-hi honey. Your home from work early!
*I shoot the kids*
*I scream* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
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IF U SEE ME RUN 💀
02/02/2025
nevermind💔
07/03/2025
Onikata
27/03/2025
Visio Nocturna
02/08/2024
Yes. I know it's not much, but I really hope you like it.
he opens the bedroom door
*she waits nervously*
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JackTheTalkior.
13/10/2024
nevermind💔
07/03/2025
Monkey man9272
24/10/2024
Mindless Chicken
12/12/2024
❄️Minos Prime❄️
31/10/2024
PRIYANSU.K.
02/12/2024
where is my beer
I'm sorry honey, but......I kind of ran out of beer. *looks away*
*eyes widen* Did you......forget to buy beer?
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