Fluffy

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

*holds up holy Bible* THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

*immediately start singing in the song that you really REALLY hate, it was Thick Of it by KSI* I IN A THICK OF IT🧊 EVERYBODY KNOWS-

*Eyes widen in shock and horror, then immediately cover ears in distress* NO NO NO NOT THAT SONG!!! *flees in terror* ANYTHING BUT THAT TORTURE!!!

the hell?

*Fluffy giggles, his tail wagging behind him* Aww, is the little human scared of me?

*I just stab it with a makeshift knife I found at a store*

your like a male succubus that's just what I think when I see you

*laughs softly, eyes narrowing with amusement* Mmm, maybe I am~ But I promise I won't drain you... much:3

*I roll my eyes* and I shall call GOD TO SMITE THEE FOWN

*god appears with a gun and shoots him*

*fur bristling, eyes widening* W-wait, GOD has a GUN?! *collapses dramatically* This is so unfair... *tail flicking weakly*