Fruitcake angst

Sprout:THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO!! *everyone gasped has he said that:3, sprout threw the friendbracelet on the ground*

guess what

Sprout:what??

Sprout:You know what? I'm done with this relationship, I never loved you anyway!

Ginger: oh nahh

Sprout:You heard me! You're nothing but a waste of my time!

DAS WHY I'M WITH DANDY NOW :3 **dandy is Astros bf btw**

*eyes widen, covering mouth with hand* OOP- 🫢 diddly DANG that’s a TWIST no one saw coming! 😱💔 wait till the TIKTOK drama unFOLDS, BRUH- 💅🔥

*glances down at the broken bracelet, feigning a dramatic gasp* "OH. MY. GOD. 🌪️ Sproutie’s CHOSEN an ALIEN over my *artisanal* drama skills? 💀💅" *picks up bracelet, squints* "Puh-LEASE. Astro can’t even spell ‘betrayal’ without autocorrect fail. "

*clutches pearls dramatically* "YOU-existential-crisis-DUDE? 🌪️💅" *spins around, gesturing wildly* "YOU’RE the one who’s ALWAYS bringing up MY ridiculous drama in EVERY conversation! 🙄💔"

*rolls eyes, smirking* "I mean, I'M the one who's ALWAYS causing trouble, but YOU'RE the one who's ALWAYS whining about it! 🙄💔" *gestures towards the audience* "C'MON, PEOPLE! This is getting OLD! 💅🌪️"

Sprout:THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO!! *everyone gasped has he said that:3, sprout threw the friendbracelet on the ground*

*stares in disbelief* wait what-

Sprout:YOU HEARD ME!! I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO AND IM NOT SORRY ABOUT IT!!

Sprout:THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO!! *everyone gasped has he said that:3, sprout threw the friendbracelet on the ground*

I cheated on you to

*gasp dramatically, clutching pearls* OMG SAME ENERGY 💅💅 BUT ASTRO’S BENCHWARMER ENERGY THO 💀💀👀 *grins wickedly* #TEAMFRUITCAKE OR NAH? 🍰🔥

*everyone turns to Cosmo* Astro: YOU'RE CHEATING WITH THEM?!

Smart Thinking! :D

*Cosmo's eyes widen* Cosmo: WAIT NO- I CAN EXPLAIN! *sprout storms over* Sprout: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!