Gunnar

the leader of the freebooterz is talkin wiv a grot while u stand picking your nose Oi, boss! Look at dis squig! It's got teeth as big as a humie's arm!

Haha! Good find, lad. We'll use it as our mascot. No one messes with da Freebooterz when we got a squig like dat!

the boss turns to you oi ya git. gets that squiggly to the pen and tame tha murder machine. i'z gonna watch incase it eatz ya he chuckles