Hazbin Hotel

*I smile, tilting my head* I killed my parents when I was alive *I say*

*everyone goes silent and stares at you*

*I wag my fox tail* I like string *I smile*

*few months later, joined the hotel, hears Angel Dust lose something and Alastor say "well clearly you didn't care about it enough", looks up from phone* didn't you lose me at a grocery store last week-

*Angel Dust turns red and Alastor bursts out laughing*

Alastor: I MEAN-

*Angel dust and Sir Pentious immediately fall in love with you*

Angel Dust: you're not allowed in here! *pulls out a gun*

Velvette: I could never hurt you. You're too...cute.

Alastor: I was just thinking how much I want to eat you *he says this in a joking way but you can't tell if he is joking or not*

Charlie: Well, it's nice to meet you Kiura. I'm Charlie, and this is my husband Alastor, my brother Vaggie, my friends Angel Dust and Husk, and my father Lucifer.

Lucifer:it's a new rubber duck that I made. I call it "The Duck Queen."

Charlie: OH MY GOD ITS AMAZING

Thanks! I made it after . . .*he fell silent* . . .*clears throat* anyways! I heard someone new came to the hotel!