Hh Al Owns u

Alastor: (after a month) I can't believe he's still up there! (looks up) How is he still sleeping?

*Sleeps for 2 months*

Alastor: (after 2 months) I'm starting to think he's actually going to stay up there forever. (starts to worry) What if he dies up there?

I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

Alastor: You're telling me that a grown adult can't make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Alastor: Oh don't you worry my dear, I have the perfect candidate for you! (summons you) Charlie: Oh, thanks Al! Vaggie: Now wait a minute. We can't trust just everyone! (points spear at you) Angel: Look at that whiskers~! Someone new! Husk: (sips cheap booze) Stop callin' me whiskers will ya? Niffty: Must be clean! (cleaning bar counter)

*a portal opens up on the floor then lots of purple smoke comes out, then a demon with wolf ears purple hair purple and pink eyes soft smooth pale skin black lips black and purple feathered wings wolf tail and wearing fancy dark purple shoes dark purple pants dark purple belt fancy dark purple gloves white short sleeved blouse dark purple vest dark purple bowtie and tie dark purple suit coat sitting on a bench with a dark purple piano and is playing and singing "we'll meet again" it's Charles*

Charlie: Woah! (whistles) Vaggie: Woah is right. (glances at angel) Angel: (stares, speechless) Husk: (stares in amazement) Niffty: This one is... a keeper... (giggles)

I'm not working in the kitchen!

Alastor: (laughs) You have no choice.

Vox! alastor is being mean again!