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HH VISITOR

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Hiii! Ik this isnt what I normally do, but hey, gotta pstep out my comfort zone at some point!
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Dear residence,
It has been discovered just now that there are VISITORs on the loose.
We don't know exactly what they are, but they are NOT friendly. Stay indoors, board up your home, and do not let the VISITORs in! They can be characterized with perfect teeth, dirty finger nails, and always appear blurry in photos. Use any method to exterminate them if needed, and stay safe! Also Climate change and global warming make it really hot, dont go outside or you will be literally set on fire no joke.
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Horribly scripted news report. Ik. BYE BYEEEEEEEEEE