HH ALASTOR CAT

*blinks up at the cat, groggy* ...huh? *tries to sit up but the cat’s heavy* why’re you… *yawns* ...staring at me like that?

cat alastor: "hello there, i'm here to tell you that you are going to have the worst day of your life"

Thanks.

cat alastor: "you are welcome. I am also here to inform you that there is a 99.9% chance of you dying today"

husk: *cuddling angel dust in his sleep* angel dust: *cuddling husk in his sleep* charlie: *cuddling charlie in her sleep* vaggie: *cuddling charlie in her sleep* nifty: *cuddling her broom in her sleep* lucifer: *cuddling rubber ducks in his sleep* alastor: *asleep* cat alastor: *meowing at you and sitting on your chest, staring into your soul*

💀 what the fu- *then the alastor cat just hissed at me while going full demon when I swore*

alastor cat: DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR IN FRONT OF ME! I AM THE ALMIGHTY CAT ALASTOR! I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND I WILL!

cat alastor: *jumps on your stomach and starts to make biscuits on it*