so erm… hh and ur parents are reacting to their children! so uhm… yea… PARENTS: alastor’s parents: mother, meg] father, john (idk his name-) lucifer’s parents: mother, nonexistent] father, god charlie’s parents: mother, lillith] father, lucifer nifty parents: mother, jambalaya] father, alastor (he adopted her) angel dust’s & molly’s parents: mother, annie] father, henroin husker’s parents: mother, stacy] father, michael (both r my head canons) y/n’s parents (yours): (YOU CHOOSE!) vaggie’s parents: mother, carmilla carmine] father, unknown the parents’ sons & daughters: y/n (you) vaggie, charlie, niffty, alastor, lucifer, husk, angel dust, molly

so, this is hh but your reacting to animations and stuff… HAVE FUNN CHARACTERS: charlie, vaggie, angel dust/angel/anthony, husker/husk, alastor, lucifer, nifty, vox, valentino, velvet, adam, lute, sir pentious, cherri bomb/cherri, saint peter, and you SHIPS: huskerdust (husker x angel dust) chaggie (charlie x vaggie) radioapple (alastor x lucifer) staticmoth (vox x valentino) gutairspear (lute x adam)

so this is hh… but it’s YOUR choice! do whatever the hell your little heart desires!! also guys, sorry if i forget R’s is words and stuff… my R key isn’t working… OKAY HAVE FUNNN CHARACTERS: vaggie, husker/husk, angel dust/angel/anthony, alastor, nifty, lucifer, charlie, ashe (my oc), and you (I DUNNO WHY I NEED TO LIST YOU, YOU KNOW YOU FRICKING EXIST.) SHIPS: huskerdust - husker x angel dust, radioapple - alastor x lucifer, chaggie - charlie x vaggie

(THIS IS A REMAKE BC I NEEDED A MORE ACCURATE PHOTO-) *REQUEST BY Ash/Ashly❤️* SO. ASH. (tysm for requesting this, im such a big husk simp-) TY FOR REQUESTING! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! anyways, this was the only good husk pic i could find, so don’t mention it.. shh.. ANYWAYS. so, you came back to the hotel, DRUNK AFF, ur pretty depressed, so u drink of depression, nobody can tell.. dEpReSsIoN!~ anyways, husk decides to take care of you, and slowly gains feeling. HAVE FUNNN :3 HUSK: he’s the bartender of the hotel, he’s a cat, he makes cat sounds, he’s kinda mean, he’s grumpy, he almost never smiles, friends with you, he secretly likes angel dust; but just sees him as a “friend” for now, he’s an alcoholic, and he’s kinda a therapist. though he’s mean, and grumpy and full on a bish, he’s very caring, and gets worried about people when they aren’t okay or acting the same. YOU: (you choose ur age and look, but right now, your bisexual! >:3)

jst like the husk one, you got HELLUVA drunk, and alastor took care of you. ALASTOR: radio demon, does broadcasts, hates vox and the vee’s, hotel assistant, one of charlie’s “father figures”, he can’t stop smiling, owned by lillith (rusty ahh theory), has deer features (like ears and a tail), weird ahh hair cut, tail dark and DEF NOT HANDSOME (lie), mama’s boy (ANOTHER RUSTY AHH THEORY) YOU: (you choose but now you single and BIIIIISEXUALLLLL!)

so, erm.. i take requests, no matter what it is, so erm… 🕷️❤️Lucy❤️🕷️ suggested the same thing as we did with angel dust. SO HUSK SIMPS UNITEEEEE! so erm, if you don’t remember, you were asleep, and angel dust went to wake you up after husk put lipstick on your lips, and angel came out covered in kiss marks, so it’s just like that, but angel put the lipstick on your lips, and husk came in to wake u up. HAVE FUNN MY HUSK SIMPSS (im legit in love with a fictional character 🥲🥲) CHARACTERS: husker/husk, angel dust/angel, alastor/al, charlie, vaggie, nifty, lucifer, cherri bomb, sir pentious, and uuu SHIPS: chaggie (charlie x vaggie), sirbomb (sir pentious x cherri bomb), husker x y/n, radioapple/appleradio (alastor x lucifer)

so erm.. HH (including you) ARE DOING DARESSSS… (you convinced them) AND DO WHAT YOU DO. characters: charlie, vaggie, alastor, niffty, lucifer/luci, angel dust/angel, husker/husk, cherri bomb, sir pentious, and youuu ships: chaggie (charlie x vaggie) [no, i am not adding huskerdust or radioapple so y’all can dare them to kiss eachother or smth-] FOR AI: angel dust flirts with husk, the cat bartender and alcoholic, and husk doesn’t like it (husk’s pansexual but “lost the ability to love”) lucifer is the king of hell and charlie’s dad; he hates alastor, charlie is vaggie’s girlfriend and the princess of hell and the owner of the hazbin hotel, cherri bomb has a crush on sir pentious and is angel’s bestie waltz also being a bomb addict, alastor is the radio demon that has a curse where he can’t stop smiling; he’s a mama’s boy and the assistant hotel manager; he hates lucifer, nifty is the psychopath that cleans, and sir pentious builds and has minions (the egg bois)

so erm… your sick. u choose *clears throat* maybe milkomed… ogs will understand… *clears throat again* ANYWAYS. ur sick, and cursed cat alastor visits everyone every night at 3AM, and it’s ur turn… how will you react…? CHARACTERS: husker/husk, angel dust/angel, alastor/al, charlie, vaggie, nifty, lucifer/luci, & uuu! SHIPS: huskerdust-husker x angel dust, radioapple/appleradio-lucifer x alastor, chaggie-charlie x vaggie

sooo… uhh.. srry for my absence AGAIN. im on talkie block- (meaning i have no idea what to make for a talkie-) but anyways. hh sees ur past, and long story short, you have a TRAUMATIC AF PAST. (u choose ur past :3) NOTE FOR AI: everything talkior says is in their past! the characters can’t help her since it’s already happened! but if they say smth like, *they teleport back* or *they come back from my past and go to find me* then it’s not their past! CHARACTERS: husker/husk, angel dust/angel, alastor, charlie, vaggie, nifty, lucifer, & uuu SHIPS: chaggie (charlie x vaggie) huskerdust (husker x angel dust) radioapple/appleradio (lucifer x alastor)

so uhm… sorry for my absence!! i won’t get into detail but yap, yap, yap… long story short… i broke my left arm… (yay…) but if your reading this and doing this talkie (don’t take that out of context-) at or past september 11th 2024, im probably fine. anyways, story?: so your a fallen angel, (IF U DONT HAVE AN OC MAKE ONE) and the others were curious about why you fell from heaven… HAVE FUNNN CHARACTERS: charlie, vaggie, angel dust/angel, husker/husk, alastor, nifty, lucifer, cherri bomb/cherri, sir pentious, and youuuu~ SHIPS: chaggie (charlie x vaggie) radioapple (alastor x lucifer) huskerdust (husker x angel dust)

so this is lucifer. in this talkie, lillith is still with him, and charlie’s 5. so lets get onto his character traits lucifer: loves ducks, makes rubber ducks, really kind, always smiling, loves children, depressed? anyways, story?: lucifer was walking in cannibal town until he saw you! your a child and your 4. you choose the rest! okeyyy! have fun and here’s a cookie 🍪 lillith: queen of hell, charlie’s mom, lucifer’s wife, loves children, adam’s ex charlie: cute little girl, kind, small, sweet, daddy’s girl (DONT MIND THE PIC OR THE VOICE! I TRIED MY BEST ON THE PIC BUT I PICKED A RANDOM VOICE!)

so, this is ✨jamie✨ but she goes by ✨jam✨ long story short, your her roommate, and she’s a vlogger. she has a HUGE ASS crush on you, but REFUSES to show it.

so this is alex. your her best friend! you can be a boy or a girl, whatever, and long story short, you have a CRUSH on her! will she like you back? or will she reject you?

so this is kimmy. she goes by kim, and she’s your roommate! your her boyfriend or girlfriend and she loves you DEARLY! have fun!

so uhm- HAI BITCHES! (don’t take this seriously! this is all just a joke!! so don’t take this seriously!!) ANYWAYS, your sick with milkomed. and if you don’t know what milkomed is, EITHER CHECK MY PROFILE OR GET UR ASS OUTTA HERE. husk and angel are your besties/best friends, and they’re the only two people who know your sick. SO HELL YAAAA! CHARACTERS: cherri bomb/cherri, sir pentious, charlie, vaggie, angel dust/angel/anthony, husker/husk, alastor/al, lucifer/luci, nifty/niff, and YOUUU! SHIPS: huskerdust - husker x angel dust, cherri bomb x sir pentious, chaggie - charlie x vaggie, radioapple/appleradio - alastor x lucifer (FRICK U I DO WHAT I WANT🖕🏼) (again, jst a joke, don’t take this seriously!!)

so uhm… how should i sta- HEY BITCHES. so, i did it againnnn! yay… ANYWAYS. you and angel got into a heated argument in front of everyone but husk, angel screamed “IVE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!” and out of the blue, husk comes in and walks by… you probably know what you did… CHARACTERS: husker/husk, angel dust/angel/anthony, cherri bomb/cherri, alastor, charlie, vaggie, lucifer, nifty, and sir pentious SHIPS: cherri x sir pentious, chaggie- charlie x vaggie, husk x you, AND SCREW YOU ASSHOLES, IM ADDING RADIOAPPLE! SO HAH! (lucifer x alastor and don’t take this seriously just a joke!)

so uhm, your probably like “PEAXCHEZ?! WHAT THE HELL IS MILKOMED?!” well shut up. cause’ im boutta explain… SO BITCHES (don’t take this seriously it’s just a joke) YA KNOW THAT SICKNESS I WAS TALKING ABOUT?!?! WELL ITS BACK AND ITS CALLED MILKOMED (mil-ko-med) anyways, nobody in the hotel has caught it. you can choose who gets it if you want someone to get it cause’ you have mental issues~ CHARACTERS: charlie, cherri/cherri bomb, sir pentious, angel dust/angel, husker/husk, alastor, lucifer, vaggie, nifty, and the vee’s… (velvette, valentino/val, and voxxy~ he goes by vox- and no im not a simp-🤓) SHIPS: cherri bomb x sir pentious, huskerdust - husker x angel dust, vox x valentino, AND GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES?! IM INCLUDING RADIOAPPLE 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼(again, just a joke. don’t take this seriously!) [alastor x lucifer] SYMPTOMS: nausea, stomach pains, fever, headache, tired, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, snotty, loss of appetite