HH PARENTS

god: “the hell are we…?” henroin: “…” annie: *clinging to henroin* john: *drinking whiskey* lillith: “lucifer…” lucifer: “lillith…” alastor: “m-mother…?” meg: “ALASTOR!” *hugs alastor tightly* husk’s dad: “ooh booze…” husk’s mom: “darling, you’ve been drinking all morning… maybe you should… stop…?” carmilla carmine: “OUT FOR L- oh im here with other people now-“

*Nadia is just hugging her mom, Anastasia, (Anastasia is a middle aged Russian woman with black hair, dark eyes and fair skin) while Alyssa catches up a bit with her dad, James (James is an American man with blonde hair, kinda tan skin and blue eyes). then realization dawns on them* Nadia: wait.. ( Alyssa: if our mortal parents are here then that means..

god: "what does it mean, missy?"

*I pull out a bouquet and turn them to guns*

god: "that's… actually a pretty good trick. But it's not going to work."

*I shoot at god with the guns*

*everyone's eyes widen at the sight of the child* god: "and who might you be…?" *he asks in a stern voice*

I'm puff

god: "and who's your mother?"

god: “you're not going anywhere. You're staying right here, and you're gonna listen to me.”

…

god: “I'm your father. You will respect me. Now, come out from under there.”

Sirena: *tries the filter* I don't think I have any- *has 7+ kids* oop coincidence? *killed husband* ..... *spent Kids college savings on alcohol* OK WTF