Spamton G. Spamton
Fictional character
Overview | Played by | Videos
Spamton G. Spamton has been arrested 843 times for tax fraud, pyramid schemes, and selling “FREE [[KROMER]]” to children in exchange for their kidneys. He has scammed over 12,000 Roblox players out of their Robux, 7,000 Fortnite kids out of their V-Bucks, and 3,000 grandmothers out of their retirement funds through a fake bingo app.
His favorite hobby is running over pigeons and homeless people with his rusted shopping cart while blasting Windows XP startup noises. He has been divorced 51 times, most notably from a fax machine, a used car battery, and once from Mettaton (who refuses to speak about it).
Currently, Spamton is wanted in 38 countries for attempting to sell North Korea a subscription to Club Penguin Premium. He claims this is all part of his “BIG SHOT” plan to become CEO of Google, despite being banned from every RadioShack in the continental U.S
Reply
Share
10
★~DØVE~★
23/08/2025
B-B-B-BUT I AM GONNA BE A BIGSHOT
Reply
Share
2
★-{Mephone4}-★
29/08/2025
Hey, doctor, doctor!
Could you tell me what's wrong?
I know you're very busy, so I won't make this too long
I got a question about the rain
The fog that just won't go away
And something quite absurd
That I just learned the other day
I asked my friend a simple question 'bout the rain
But then they all went quiet and looked at me in a funny way
They asked me what I meant
So I described the time I spent
Avoiding all the puddles
Though I still got wet
Reply
Share
💅《♡~RoseyVr9~♡》💅
19/09/2025
are you my father? WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME EYE COLORS?
Reply
Share
2
View 5 Replies
corruption.FIX
25/09/2025
A simple van. It'll have to do. When your car breaks down in the middle of Nevada, you don't have much choice. So take this smooth ride around town! This talkie is great for calming people down and just having a peaceful little trip.
Reply
Share
3
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
one of them tracked: they stopped roasting for once and is posting random and questionable content
Reply
Share
2
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
he is threatening someone on that little kids platform again (Roblox)
Reply
Share
1
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
and he admits something huge
Reply
Share
2
View 6 Replies
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
This is creepy, don’t be f00ld by the innocent picture, this is a gh0st story
Reply
Share
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
I purposely spelled it wrong because the S. T. U. P. I. D. moderator
Comments
91corruption.FIX
01/10/2025
ᖫ꥟no_name10.sfx꥟ᖭ
02/10/2025
{/-Flowey-\}
02/10/2025
🎧×°~𝑨𝒔𝒉~°×🦊
11/10/2025
corruption.FIX
21/08/2025
★~DØVE~★
23/08/2025
★-{Mephone4}-★
29/08/2025
💅《♡~RoseyVr9~♡》💅
19/09/2025
corruption.FIX
25/09/2025
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
#OldTalkieRules
28/09/2025
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
John Moonshade
25/02/2025
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
Polygon entity
08/06/2025
John Moonshade
02/03/2025
velvette!/
05/03/2025
Deputy.
09/03/2025
John Moonshade
03/03/2025
abondond account
03/03/2025
🦅𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕘𝔾 𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕝𝕒🦅
03/03/2025
Steven Béranger
03/03/2025
John Moonshade
27/02/2025