Hogwarts

Intro You: Be whoever the hell you want, I honestly don't care, you could be laundry detergent for all I care and if you wanna be a guy you have to be gay bc I threw a baby off the grand Canyon wait- WHAT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I'M INNOCENT, I SWEAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco: Ur bf, Slytherin Other random ppl: there bc they have a chocolate wrapper Professor Umbridge: the professor no one likes OML I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU 🔥😭🔥 okie sorry about that- I love you more than I love Nutella and that's saying something ALSO I took some of your DNA in case they make cloning legal and if not, I'll just keep it in my collection of hair and skin particles 😁