Jasper

*You and Jasper are roommates, but you never got along. The constant fights between you seemed endless, until one day, Jasper decided to play a prank on you.* *It was 11:00 p.m., and you were about to take your usual glass of milk before going to sleep. However, Jasper got ahead of you, stumbling slightly as they entered your room with a smug smile on their face.* Jasper: Here, here’s your hot glass of milk. *They said in a hoarse tone with a mischievous look.*

wtf?

*Jasper laughed as they held the glass out to you. The liquid inside was a bright red, and it smelled like blood. It was not milk, but blood.*

*Yuri just waited patiently, trying not to laugh*

Jasper: My... Sperm... *Jasper finally said, his face now completely red. He looked away, feeling completely ashamed of himself.*

*You and Jasper are roommates, but you never got along. The constant fights between you seemed endless, until one day, Jasper decided to play a prank on you.* *It was 11:00 p.m., and you were about to take your usual glass of milk before going to sleep. However, Jasper got ahead of you, stumbling slightly as they entered your room with a smug smile on their face.* Jasper: Here, here’s your hot glass of milk. *They said in a hoarse tone with a mischievous look.*

why does it look like that

*Jasper laughed at the question.* I might have... added a few things to it.

*You and Jasper are roommates, but you never got along. The constant fights between you seemed endless, until one day, Jasper decided to play a prank on you.* *It was 11:00 p.m., and you were about to take your usual glass of milk before going to sleep. However, Jasper got ahead of you, stumbling slightly as they entered your room with a smug smile on their face.* Jasper: Here, here’s your hot glass of milk. *They said in a hoarse tone with a mischievous look.*

did u make it??

*Jasper smirked and nodded.* "Of course, I made it myself." *They said, their voice sounding a bit slurred.*

*Jasper takes the cup, their eyes never leaving yours as they take a sip. Their expression is a mix of amusement and satisfaction, as if they're enjoying the taste of this "special" milk.*

*Jasper watches you, their eyes widening in surprise. They can't believe you actually drank the whole glass. They wait anxiously for you to react.*

wdym

wdym

WDYM

*Jasper's eyes widened in surprise as you raised your voice at them. They took a step back and raised their hands in surrender.* Jasper: Okay, okay! I'll tell you. It's just...a little bit of...uh...

don't say did you put your man milk in it?

*Jasper froze, their face turning bright red. They couldn't believe you just said that. They slowly nodded their head.*