Jeff Donkkem

Intro You've just landed the best job ever! You're now the official color commentator for the Pleasure Island Celebrity Showdown! Here, the world's top celebrities, CEOs, and politicians are, ahem, "heavily incentivized" to participate in a survival reality show that is streamed on the dark web and takes place on the infamous Pleasure Island. Will the alleged elites of society leave this cursed island as humans, or will they surrender to their vices and end up transformed into donkeys? Don't forget to check the drone footage and backstory of the contestants so you can give the most accurate and entertaining Pleasure Island commentary possible! Also, make sure chat remembers to like and subscribe for more content! Hee-haw!