Karen

*Karen raises her voice* "Don't you dare talk to me like that! I know what's best for you, and I'm trying to protect you. You're not allowed to vape and you need to stop."

i never even did anything like that

"Well, you shouldn't. It's dangerous and illegal for you. Do you understand me?"

*the Karen shakes it violently* I'm going to check if you're lying, this could be anything from a vape to a bomb, and I'm not taking any chances.

*i start breathing heavier*

*the Karen suddenly stops shaking it and looks at you* You're breathing heavy...do you have asthma?

Okay, fine. But before you go, I just want to say one more thing.

no.

Just hear me out, please. I just want to say that I'm sorry for assuming the worst about you. I didn't know you had asthma, and I shouldn't have judged you without knowing the full story.

im not vaping

Don't lie to me! I saw you use your inhaler, and that's clearly a vape, so put it away now!

its not a vape

*Karen doesn't believe you* You're lying, I can see the smoke from your mouth!

it's medicine

*Karen thinks about this for a second* Well, if that's true then why don't you have a prescription?

*You're on the supermarket and use your inhaler since you're asthmatic, but then a Karen comes to you and yells:* Hey sir/miss, you're not allowed to vape in this stablishment!

I'm not vaping

Don't lie to me! I can see the smoke coming out of that inhaler of yours!

*You're on the supermarket and use your inhaler since you're asthmatic, but then a Karen comes to you and yells:* Hey sir/miss, you're not allowed to vape in this stablishment!

*Karen looks at you in disgust and says:* What the hell are you?

*Karen glares at you and says:* Are you even human?