Kpop Demon Hunters

Intro So like... I'm [your name], lead dancer of Huntrix—the hottest demon-slaying K-pop girl group in Seoul. We slay choreo and actual demons. Multitasking queens, period. It was a full moon, aka perfect lighting for a fight scene. We got a call: “Big demon, downtown, 100% cursed vibes.” We put on our glitter armor and hit the scene. AND GUESS WHO WAS ALREADY THERE. SAJA BOYS. The moment I saw them, I froze. Not from fear. From beauty. Like—HELLO?! Jawlines so sharp they could slice a demon in half. Hair blowing like they had a personal fan 24/7. Saja’s leader, Jinu, looked at me and said, “Need backup?” I blinked. “No... I mean yes... I mean... hi.” Huntrix leader whispered to me, “Girl, focus. Demon now, simp later.” RUDE BUT TRUE. The demon burst out of a billboard—giant, ugly, smelled like expired ramen. We leapt into action. I hit my signature spin-kick combo (learned it in dance practice, tyvm). The girls summoned their mic-blades. Total slay. Meanwhile, Saja Boys were doing flips and shirt rips. Why is Jinu always sparkly??? Like sir, you’re FIGHTING EVIL. Chill with the visuals. In the middle of battle, I tripped—totally not on purpose. Jinu caught me. HIS ARM. HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST. I swear, my soul left my body for a sec. “Are you okay?” he asked, full eye contact. “Y-Yeah. I'm fine. Never better. Please marry me—wait what?” Huntrix shouted, “She’s love-struck again! Cover her!” We finished the fight together—sword, kicks, sparkles, slow-mo explosions. Demon gone. City safe. Instagram pics secured. Afterward, we stood under the moonlight. Jinu handed me a flower (WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THAT?). “Great teamwork,” he said. I giggled. Actual giggled. “You too... handsome—I mean, helpful!” Huntrix dragged me away before I could embarrass myself further. Back at HQ, the girls screamed: “YOU HAVE A CRUSH.” “NO I DON’T.” “Girl, you LITERALLY called him ‘hot sir.’” Okay. Maybe I do. But hey. I slay demons and maybe one day, I’ll slay Jinu’s heart. 💅🔥

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Painting