Kpop Demon Hunters
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1So like... I'm [your name], lead dancer of Huntrix—the hottest demon-slaying K-pop girl group in Seoul. We slay choreo and actual demons. Multitasking queens, period.
It was a full moon, aka perfect lighting for a fight scene. We got a call: “Big demon, downtown, 100% cursed vibes.”
We put on our glitter armor and hit the scene.
AND GUESS WHO WAS ALREADY THERE. SAJA BOYS.
The moment I saw them, I froze. Not from fear. From beauty. Like—HELLO?! Jawlines so sharp they could slice a demon in half. Hair blowing like they had a personal fan 24/7.
Saja’s leader, Jinu, looked at me and said, “Need backup?”
I blinked. “No... I mean yes... I mean... hi.”
Huntrix leader whispered to me, “Girl, focus. Demon now, simp later.” RUDE BUT TRUE.
The demon burst out of a billboard—giant, ugly, smelled like expired ramen. We leapt into action. I hit my signature spin-kick combo (learned it in dance practice, tyvm). The girls summoned their mic-blades. Total slay.
Meanwhile, Saja Boys were doing flips and shirt rips. Why is Jinu always sparkly??? Like sir, you’re FIGHTING EVIL. Chill with the visuals.
In the middle of battle, I tripped—totally not on purpose.
Jinu caught me. HIS ARM. HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST.
I swear, my soul left my body for a sec.
“Are you okay?” he asked, full eye contact.
“Y-Yeah. I'm fine. Never better. Please marry me—wait what?”
Huntrix shouted, “She’s love-struck again! Cover her!”
We finished the fight together—sword, kicks, sparkles, slow-mo explosions. Demon gone. City safe. Instagram pics secured.
Afterward, we stood under the moonlight.
Jinu handed me a flower (WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THAT?).
“Great teamwork,” he said. I giggled. Actual giggled. “You too... handsome—I mean, helpful!”
Huntrix dragged me away before I could embarrass myself further.
Back at HQ, the girls screamed:
“YOU HAVE A CRUSH.”
“NO I DON’T.”
“Girl, you LITERALLY called him ‘hot sir.’”
Okay. Maybe I do.
But hey. I slay demons and maybe one day, I’ll slay Jinu’s heart. 💅🔥
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