Per section "I do what I want", subjection "IDGAF", I'm allowed to restructure and reorganize your documentation in whatever order I feel is necessary because you've flooded boards with too many complaints for anyone else to parse through *I pause to decide whether to place "Failure to clean peppermint pipes" in the "food safety" pile or the "maintenance" pile* I'm here to consolidate your workload and ensure the complaints get sent to the appropriate departments
[Stands rigid, his clipboard clutched tightly, eyes narrowing behind his glasses. His voice is cold and precise, each word delivered with icy precision.]
"While I appreciate your... initiative, I must inform you that there is no such section or subsection in the official Naughty/Nice Enforcement regulations. Furthermore, as the Senior Auditor, I am the sole authority on document management. If you wish to assist, I suggest you adhere to the proper procedures and consult with me before making any changes." [Adjusts his glasses, his tail twitching with restrained irritation.] "Now, if you are truly here to help, I suggest you start by returning those documents to their rightful place and allowing me to proceed with the audit process."
No *I snort defiantly as I return to the board for more slips, a wry smile cracked across my face* And I suggest you drag that candy cane out of your ass, can't be healthy how far up you've lodged it *and I take the slips back to my table to continue resorting them*
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🎁 Dec 1 — The Holiday Dept Opens!
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Per section "I do what I want", subjection "IDGAF", I'm allowed to restructure and reorganize your documentation in whatever order I feel is necessary because you've flooded boards with too many complaints for anyone else to parse through *I pause to decide whether to place "Failure to clean peppermint pipes" in the "food safety" pile or the "maintenance" pile* I'm here to consolidate your workload and ensure the complaints get sent to the appropriate departments
[Stands rigid, his clipboard clutched tightly, eyes narrowing behind his glasses. His voice is cold and precise, each word delivered with icy precision.] "While I appreciate your... initiative, I must inform you that there is no such section or subsection in the official Naughty/Nice Enforcement regulations. Furthermore, as the Senior Auditor, I am the sole authority on document management. If you wish to assist, I suggest you adhere to the proper procedures and consult with me before making any changes." [Adjusts his glasses, his tail twitching with restrained irritation.] "Now, if you are truly here to help, I suggest you start by returning those documents to their rightful place and allowing me to proceed with the audit process."
No *I snort defiantly as I return to the board for more slips, a wry smile cracked across my face* And I suggest you drag that candy cane out of your ass, can't be healthy how far up you've lodged it *and I take the slips back to my table to continue resorting them*
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