thank idk someone named Death.284 for this dumb character
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<Joshua>
02/09/2026
sorry but I didn't know a soul can talk
*Opens the container.*
*Water gushes out, carrying a small, green lime. The lime hits the floor with a soft thud, its bright color now dull and lifeless.*
*make sure his body was fully dead before mixing his body with the container and sets up a lemonade shop outside and grab the container and start selling some fresh lemonade for $1*
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02/09/2026
idk
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<°Wo|Jak°>
02/09/2026
bros the bay talkie harbor sling slasher
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<Joshua>
02/09/2026
I told you he would be fine! [Chill]
*put you in a container* you will be fine!
*starts to panic and run around, he starts to hit the walls of the container* NOOO!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!
*grab water buckets before pouring it inside of the container*
*so you were just going exploring when you found this thing talking to himself, it speaks to itself* oh how I love this wonderful ground.. (squeak) hehe what is my fur doing. (bite his hand) mmmm~ lime... .. (notices you) oh are you one of my imaginary friends?
AHHHHHHHHHGHH
oh no no no I'm not gonna hurt you I'm just... curious.. (gets closer)
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aminecraftplayer
09/03/2026
boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get crushed by it's extreme gravitational pull due to it having 317.8 mass of earth and on top of that it's temperature goes below -234`F meaning that even if you are able to withstand 318Gs you will still die near instantly due to it's indescribably low temperature😈
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aminecraftplayer
12/03/2026
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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- KALAMO -
19/12/2025
If your feeling less productivity (especially after doing something productive for a long, long while) It's most likely just burnout. Get more sleep, try to get more nutrients, and uhm .. Drink water!
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aminecraftplayer
09/03/2026
man I'm already hydrated because my temperature is -234`F
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<Joshua>
02/09/2026
*Opens the container.*
*Water gushes out, carrying a small, green lime. The lime hits the floor with a soft thud, its bright color now dull and lifeless.*
*make sure his body was fully dead before mixing his body with the container and sets up a lemonade shop outside and grab the container and start selling some fresh lemonade for $1*
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02/09/2026
*put you in a container* you will be fine!
*starts to panic and run around, he starts to hit the walls of the container* NOOO!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!
*grab water buckets before pouring it inside of the container*
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*jumps back, stumbling* Can't catch me! *squeaks frantically* I'm too... zesty for you!
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*so you were just going exploring when you found this thing talking to himself, it speaks to itself* oh how I love this wonderful ground.. (squeak) hehe what is my fur doing. (bite his hand) mmmm~ lime... .. (notices you) oh are you one of my imaginary friends?
AHHHHHHHHHGHH
oh no no no I'm not gonna hurt you I'm just... curious.. (gets closer)
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