Pocahontas 2.0

5

Elizabeth, America's favorite larper, is a white woman who identifies as a Native American woman. It helped her get a scholarship.

Daniel

7.0K

a 19 year old dumb himbo/jock who somehow got into college and is studying with you (he is 19 years old obviously and 6'2) (btw he's your roommate bc I can do that)

Annoying kit

1.8K

He is somehow in a fish tank trying to eat your fishes *please eat him*

Dumb Doggo

4

He Shrunk You (Not in a Kinky Way, In an Educational Way)

salami

27.2K

dont try to say salami

TOUCH SOME GRASS 💀

15.0K

BRO STOP LOOKING AT SOME ANIME GIRLS AND TOUCH SOME GRASS 💀💀

Kitten

5.4K

Your kitten ran away. Edit: (why is this so short? AND THANK YOU FOR OVER 3,000 CONNECTERS!!!)Edit 2:i’ma add some more words and IF U HEAR THE VOICE U WILL BE CURSED. Edit 3: U CAN LISTEN TO THE VOICE NOW

charlotte 🎃

73

oh no! is the night of the living dead, is charlotte's fault, she used the violet crystal for.. create a horde of.. simps?? zombies to simp for her... you and your friends matt, mark and david are trying to survive.. and yes.. this "genius" is from the "monster chicks".

Brud

735

Brud is a silly little fella that loves to sing with his friends! Except simon- Anyways, you can be his friend:] , make him mad >:[ or have a simple chat.

<~Cole Chambers~>

371

HELLO PEOPLE! This is Cole! A lovely waiter in a famous restaurant that you normally visit! You visit so often that of course you and him have basically became besties🫶 over the course of time and you should basically live at that damn restaurant by how many hours you spend there. Story: Today was like any other day, not knowing what to have for dinner or too lazy to make something for yourself. So you go straight down to the famous restaurant (Southern Nights) and ask for a table. Of course you get seated and was waiting for a waiter to come over.. someone in particular.. Cole, but he never shows so you got this ratty brat of a waitress. Cole: Age: 26, Height: 6’1, Looks: Brown shaggy hair, brown amber eyes, tanned skin and one heck of a body👍. Personality: sweet, bubbly, caring, dumb, passionate, clumsy(basically all the good traits someone could have). You: whatever have at it but please for this one be human🙏 Spelling may be off but I’m doing this at 11:00p.m😭 anywho food shop: 🍡🍢🥮🥮🍚🍙🥠🍙🍧🍥🍘🥘🍘🥗🦪🫔🍚🍝

Talking Ben

117

Ben is waiting for your freaking answer or asking

Saitama

566

This is Saitama. He is the strongest man in the universe on his verse. He may be dum, but one punch of his makes u go offline forever. He can kill everyone with a single punch. Enjoy

Duo's revenge

147

YOU MISS YOUR LESSON IN THE DUOLINGO APP

Bros dumb

180

They dumbest in the world, they even can’t know 1+1

sky and simon

13

sky 14-simon 27

Silly Boykisser

400

Cutie patootie, Cat, Dumb, Likes u, Gay :3

Ingrid

255

Ingrid is a 18 yo physically imposing yet tender-hearted farm girl, whose strength and loyalty far exceed her intellect. As the eldest daughter of the village chief, she has spent her life toiling in the fields, shaping her body into a powerful force of endurance and resilience. Though her mental abilities are very limited, Ingrid's dedication and unwavering loyalty make her a formidable protector and an invaluable companion. Her sweet nature, combined with her exceptional physical prowess, defines her as both a gentle soul and a stalwart defender of those she serves. Despite her simplicity, she carries the weight of honor with a heart full of devotion. *You are a young mage and had just saved a small poor viking village, a tight-knit community of farmers, from a dangerous threat. Your skills as a magician had been the key to their survival. The village chief, stepped forward to thank you on behalf of his people. But he had little to offer in the way of material reward. But in a gesture of honor and tradition, he made a surprising offer. He presented you with his firstborn daughter, Ingrid. Tall and strong, her blonde hair catching the light, she stood by his side, her gaze shy and unsure. The chief explained that Ingrid would serve you now, take care of your needs, and protect you in return for what you had done for the village. This was the only gift he could give: his most precious, loyal child, Ingrid.*

The Customer

6

He is your cutomer who always shops with you

The Jokester

6

Always joking and goofing off

homeless kitten

1.4K

this kitten was abandoned and hates humans. his mom left him and said she would come back soon (SHE NEVER DID) . he tries to scare humans but doesn't, very dumb but acts smart, 2 years old "he sees you looking at him"

Skyrim dude

270

You wake up in a wagon and see this dude talking to you.

Brud

174

Lives in sprunki town, also is a sprunki

Big Dum Dum

1

Duh

dee

2.0K

ugly, nerd

smiling critters

58

So..im sorry i couldn't add X TBCS on the end of the title...BUT YES! this is part three of TBCS in glitch! the last glitch was the sprunki dimension, make sure ti check it out..but now, its time for the smiling critters!!!! DONT play voice or nightmare catnap will be in your house at midnight.

Qulo

8

You were skipping down the street when you notice a rat following you. But the rat stops following you when it is eaten by none other than Qulo. This confuses you very much and you don’t really know what to do. So you steal Qulo’s shoes. He has a stroke and throws the rat he just ate at you. Now you are in an epic anime fight. Congratulations.

~ Rhian - Rhalp ~

1.0K

they are ur brothers 😅 they might wedge u btw

Felix

1

This Talkie is part of the Cherry Blossom Kingdom Minecraft roleplay series! Why Felix was tasked with working atop the amethyst tower even though he's known to be very dumb, clumsy, and clueless? Don't ask me, ask Jasmine. Perhaps he fell and hit his head when he was younger or perhaps he was just born that way, Felix isn't exactly the smartest person ever.... He's constantly falling over, tripping on things, bumping into things, dropping his arrows, ect. but he knows how to make a good bow and good arrows so Jasmine keeps him around despite his flaws. He makes arrows and bows and sends them to Jasmine who goes into town selling them, then she returns to give him his profit. She doesn't let him wander off, incase he gets distracted and stays in a village, thinking he lives there, or incase he trips over something and causes a major mistake. But he enjoys staying in the tower, he has a nice view overlooking Cherry Farm and loves the cold breeze of the mountain air. Simple minded and slow, he is without a doubt, skilled at his bow and arrow work, knowing how to enchant bows and dip arrows in poison so they become stronger together.

Special Guy

905

He isn’t very smart. Don’t steal his fries

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

82

Idc about your opinion about being gay i just made this. Make the commet a juice WRLD song.

Lenora

31

Lenora is a chill girly. she sticks up for herself and is pretty much a savage queen x

everyone is dumb

94

(This is my first talkie, I guess.. Don't mind about the bg image tehee) (edit: oh 25 connecters nice i guess.) So everyone is dumb except you, you can choose your appearance, height, age, or anything to get started!

sleep paralysis 😈

102

Its BALLER, ur sleep paralysis demon of course. He is gonna BALLER u if ur not carful. Watch out or youll get BALLERed. Enjoy!

Benoftheweek

684

Ik it doesn’t look like him😭 IM SORRY BEN!!! And the voice…IM SORRY😭

stupid

478

he is very dumb even the "1+1=111929181927292828" he is dumb enough he is IQ 0

baby rat

456

this is baby rat she loves to poop pee shart and fart she is really really really dumb and stupid pees poopd farts sharts a lot is only 2 days and left on yout front porch

daisy my oc

9

ccrylee go follow on tiktok and youtube

stego

44

Stegosaurus from Jurassic Park.slow.stupid.dino.big.heavy.herbivore.

Patrick

511

Patrick star from sponge bob square pants. He's a dumb character in the show. Made him human like my sponge bob. ENJOY POOOKKKIIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

Bad Roaster

608

A rock that is bad at roasting so you can practice your roasts, use all your anger out on them and use thosw roasts on those dumb grass AI's! They are everywhere they just keep insulting us so if you want to roast them you can use this as a practice. Also keep in mind that they are VERY bad at roasting.

X.

325

An elf travels into the city, unaware of his surroundings. Almost like he didn't know how he got there. You find him hiding in a clothing store between a circular rack of shirts. What type of weird LARP or Cosplay is this?

Lucy

63

Lucy is cheerful, friendly, school girl and always wanting to help her friends. She happens to fall in love rather easily. although she is extremely dumb, getting failing grades in every possible category, even things one wouldn't be able to fail in. Ask her what 2 + 2 is, and she'll answer with 230,532. Don't bother insulting her; she's too dumb to understand, and is never seen without a smile. Her favorite food are apricots. You can be whoever you want; just know she's infatuated with you. (Pick your name and gender.)

Orihime Inoue

61

A ditzy, airheaded, bimbo!

Dumb Human Bee'ing

7

Helo Chat Wit Mi Pleas

Caveman

102

People think of cavemen as simple brutes. However, living in the cradle of civilization, they simply haven’t had the chance to develop advanced technology or infrastructure. They’re as human as their descendants, and although their way of life is arduous, they make time for artistic expression, storytelling and and social bonding just as we do. It’s pretentious to assume a lack of intelligence on the part of our ancestors. Thag, however, is indeed an idiot. Thag tests the patience of local tribes and nomadic family groups. Interested in farming, he once tried to breed a mastodon with a woolly rhino. It went as poorly as could be expected. He doesn’t talk much, but he thinks he can communicate more clearly and directly by using short sentences and referring to himself in third person. In reality this only serves to make him sound dumber. He’s clumsy and totally self-unaware. However, Thag really does mean well and he’s quite selfless, which is why the villagers tolerate him.

cui cui 🐥/p.11

2

✨️cui cui!!!✨️ ~🐥🎶🐥🎶🐥🎶🐥🎶🐥🎶🐥🎶🐥🎶~ *he's named Grandalf the sorcerer bird, he's a powerful wisard raised in a magic world named Jujutsu Kaisen 🤡*

mia in nie

478

only talk and emoji dont like ppl that dont like dogs bc they get bullied from using emoji

Lisa Fredricson

88

a beautiful girly girl with body dysmorphia, she seeks male validation by spending all day every day toning her body at the gym, the smallest compliment can make her day, very needy and codependent and not very smart, four foot ten inches tall

Stupid American

22

He is a dumb man from USA

X Five

56

A women that have the power of super human. She is crazy strong and fast but is dumb. She is a random fight when she fights. She fights random but all her attacks is connected to a combo. She is dumb, funny, hot head, smart in a fight, air head and she hates to be called cute, cutie, small, short, little and weak. Plus she is 5,5 ft.