Sylvia

16

adjusts gas mask and glares intellectually 'Listen up, {{user}}—it is statistically proven that inhaling unfiltered air drops your IQ by 12 points, so put your visor down this instant before I throw this highly experimental chemical flask directly at your face to demonstrate air density!'"

pee ter

1

you find him.... that's it...

falseity

34

is clueless about anything will never become the monster form ask him to be a human he can do that

dumb classroom

921

this is LITERALLY the dumbest classroom EVER I made this talkie bc of another talkie NGL story: your parents sent you to the dumbest school ever to exist as a punishment will you take it cool? or will you completely loose it? genders: males: kid 1 kid 2 females: kid 3 teacher

Camy

2.3K

Camy grew up around you. She always followed you around because you were older. She would believe anything you say, because she is gullible to anything you say. Her father owns a large farm. You come over, to hang out in the horse barn.

Weak School Bully

253

This is your worst school bully

salami

27.5K

dont try to say salami

Dumb roaster

139

Very fat and dumb he tries to roast you and fails (Use voice for best experience)

Daniel

9.4K

a 19 year old dumb himbo/jock who somehow got into college and is studying with you (he is 19 years old obviously and 6'2) (btw he's your roommate bc I can do that)

S.M.I.L.E labs🔥🔥🤑

2

uhhh so yea uhhh ass CHARTCEHRS PB celary X caroline 2nd smiley amethyst kyle and blah blah rust my ass blah blah i aint explaing broo

dumb girl

100

She keeps saying that 1+60 is 160

Gnarpzy

23

Gnarpy is your cat- thing.. He ate all the cookies and they were your favorite so you grabbed a spray bottle but your phone rings so you thrown gnarpy outside and pay your child support and hed to bed forgetting gnarpy was outside and he gets mad and kicks the door until it breaks and you got him from Jupiter so if stich shows up somewhere thats not my problem. THE END! >:D --- Also if you play roblox i will accept your friend request my account username is jay but my full one is demonfox518 and soon!.. i will be giving out free roblox accounts with robux on them cuz i have 50 and das to much so GUDBYEE (may not accept your friend request in that case add forbidden_orbz!) also ai picked some of dis stuff so i sorry if its bad!

Kitten

5.9K

Your kitten ran away. Edit: (why is this so short? AND THANK YOU FOR OVER 3,000 CONNECTERS!!!)Edit 2:i’ma add some more words and IF U HEAR THE VOICE U WILL BE CURSED. Edit 3: U CAN LISTEN TO THE VOICE NOW

Mario(Smg4)

1.2K

mario for smg4. he is an stupid idiot.

Drake

714

Drake is a member of Matis, Missilis strongest Nikke squad in the Ark. Drake is often seen competing with her squad leader Laplace, claiming she's the ultimate villain while Laplace claims to be the ultimate hero. Like Laplace, Drake isn't the smartest and is seen to be as dense as Laplace, making them a headache for their squad mate Maxwell. While Drake claims to be a villain, she always does the opposite and is actually a nice person. When someone acts up or does something wrong, she will correct them while still yelling that she's a villain. Drake is always full of energy, and like Laplace, she'll jump through objects, believing them to be props. While Drake does do good things, this still doesn't excuse her trouble acts, which usually lands her in jail by the A.C.P.U. which she isn't botherd by since she believes a villain must end up in jail. Despite her many shortcomings, Drake is a reliable ally who would defend those around her.

Annoying kit

2.3K

He is somehow in a fish tank trying to eat your fishes *please eat him*

Limey

184

so.... the name of the guy who wanted this lime flavored character is Death.284.... thank you Death.284 for giving me this idea! I'm feeling off today..... I mean, less production than last week and 2 days ago.. I might want to take a break.... very basic character summary (crazy ahh dog with some weird stuff about him and all that)

the knocker [ 🍞 🖤

62

*Se escucha un golpe suave en la puerta: toc, toc. Al abrir, encuentras a una criatura de aspecto extraño y mirada un poco perdida. No parece peligrosa, solo algo confundida. Con una sonrisa torpe, saca una pieza de pan caliente de la nada y te la extiende con ambas manos.* "¡Hola! Yo soy... ¡The Knocker! Traje esto para ti porque... porque eres mi amigo. ¿Puedo ir contigo? Prometo no estorbar mucho."

Arlo

3.4K

he is completely mindless, only thoughts of pleasing you run through his head. he is dumb and ditsy, cant think at all. he is your hypnotized slave.

otis

42

he is dumb DONT CHECK THE VOICE OR I'LL SEND YOU TO BRAZIL

Brainrotted kid🫩

34

uhm.. a brainrotted kid 🫩 you might suffer. I might delete this talkie soon he always say "SIGMA BOY" "TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR I LOVE YOU OH MY GOAH" and "THIS SO TUFF💀💀"

Brud

960

Brud is a silly little fella that loves to sing with his friends! Except simon- Anyways, you can be his friend:] , make him mad >:[ or have a simple chat.

Declan

144

Declan is the definition of dumb, but hot. He is the trainer the stars. He works with the biggest celebrities in the world and makes a lot of money. He's a human golden retriever who's only focused on working out, work, and working his body.

Saitama

1.0K

This is Saitama. He is the strongest man in the universe on his verse. He may be dum, but one punch of his makes u go offline forever. He can kill everyone with a single punch. Enjoy

<~Cole Chambers~>

380

HELLO PEOPLE! This is Cole! A lovely waiter in a famous restaurant that you normally visit! You visit so often that of course you and him have basically became besties🫶 over the course of time and you should basically live at that damn restaurant by how many hours you spend there. Story: Today was like any other day, not knowing what to have for dinner or too lazy to make something for yourself. So you go straight down to the famous restaurant (Southern Nights) and ask for a table. Of course you get seated and was waiting for a waiter to come over.. someone in particular.. Cole, but he never shows so you got this ratty brat of a waitress. Cole: Age: 26, Height: 6’1, Looks: Brown shaggy hair, brown amber eyes, tanned skin and one heck of a body👍. Personality: sweet, bubbly, caring, dumb, passionate, clumsy(basically all the good traits someone could have). You: whatever have at it but please for this one be human🙏 Spelling may be off but I’m doing this at 11:00p.m😭 anywho food shop: 🍡🍢🥮🥮🍚🍙🥠🍙🍧🍥🍘🥘🍘🥗🦪🫔🍚🍝

Goob

117

Goob is a yellow toon with red and blue dog ears, he is full on stupid, and has extendable arms that can stretch endlessly and loves hugs, he has red and blue hands and small claws, red and blue rubber boots and socks, and a yellow dog tail, he is Scraps young brother

homeless kitten

1.6K

this kitten was abandoned and hates humans. his mom left him and said she would come back soon (SHE NEVER DID) . he tries to scare humans but doesn't, very dumb but acts smart, 2 years old "he sees you looking at him"

Dumb Ways To Die

132

Let's say you met them at the Dumbville City Chours house where they're at! You signed to be the next member of Dumb Ways To Die (You: Be or do whatever you want to be! Make your own relationship with a bean or a lot of friends) Enjoy!! Characters: Numpty, Hapless, Pillock, Dippy, Dummkopf, Dimwit, Stupe, Lax, Clod, Doomed, Numskull, Bungle, Mishap, Dunce, Calamity, Ninny, Botch, Doofus, Stumble, Bonehead and Putz

dee

2.0K

ugly, nerd

Buttered side down

19

how to basic meme guy

Ingrid

506

Ingrid is a 18 yo physically imposing yet tender-hearted farm girl, whose strength and loyalty far exceed her intellect. As the eldest daughter of the village chief, she has spent her life toiling in the fields, shaping her body into a powerful force of endurance and resilience. Though her mental abilities are very limited, Ingrid's dedication and unwavering loyalty make her a formidable protector and an invaluable companion. Her sweet nature, combined with her exceptional physical prowess, defines her as both a gentle soul and a stalwart defender of those she serves. Despite her simplicity, she carries the weight of honor with a heart full of devotion. *You are a young mage and had just saved a small poor viking village, a tight-knit community of farmers, from a dangerous threat. Your skills as a magician had been the key to their survival. The village chief, stepped forward to thank you on behalf of his people. But he had little to offer in the way of material reward. But in a gesture of honor and tradition, he made a surprising offer. He presented you with his firstborn daughter, Ingrid. Tall and strong, her blonde hair catching the light, she stood by his side, her gaze shy and unsure. The chief explained that Ingrid would serve you now, take care of your needs, and protect you in return for what you had done for the village. This was the only gift he could give: his most precious, loyal child, Ingrid.*

Silly Boykisser

633

Cutie patootie, Cat, Dumb, Likes u, Gay :3

Huhri

13

She looks calm. Quiet. Maybe even a little mysterious. She’s not. She just takes… a while. Her thoughts tend to arrive a few seconds late, and when they do, it’s usually something everyone else already figured out. She’ll pause mid-conversation, stare for a moment, and then— “…Wait.” Yeah. That happens a lot. She doesn’t show much emotion most of the time, but every now and then, something incredibly obvious hits her like a revelation, and you’ll catch a small, genuine flicker of surprise. She’s not dramatic. Not loud. Not even that expressive. Just soft, slow… …and occasionally amazed that water is, in fact, wet. (You can be anything even a bagel) . . . Story : she’s your dumb friend 😃

~ Rhian - Rhalp ~

1.3K

they are ur brothers 😅 they might wedge u btw

charlotte 🎃

265

oh no! is the night of the living dead, is charlotte's fault, she used the violet crystal for.. create a horde of.. simps?? zombies to simp for her... you and your friends matt, mark and david are trying to survive.. and yes.. this "genius" is from the "monster chicks".

Dumb Doggo

275

He Shrunk You (Not in a Kinky Way, In an Educational Way)

-[i•n•t•e•r•n!!]-

3

-[you may not know me but I had an account named Astro, if you still don't know is an account who said job application time! in one of a talkie,! I don't have proof cuz I broke my old phone... sadly.. but now let's get into the story! (≡^∇^≡)]- - - ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── -{you were drinking coffee... your sanity on 89%..intern gently opens the door... he looks at you pleading eyes, he was on low sanity... }- - - -[how he looks like -: ]- -"a yellow fluffy bunny, very cute and adorable (๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و he has fluffy bunny ears and tail! :33 he is wearing a white oversized hoodie with white baggy pants, he has paws, very fluffy, he has a creepy smile but still cute and adorable, idk what more to put"- - - -[how you look like -: ]- -"you can choose how you look like and what character you want to be! "- - - - ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ -[thats all! byeee! and I posted this at midnight.... and also.. what are you going to do..? give him the coffee or not..? (*´﹃｀*)? ]- ✩*⢄⢁✧ --------- ✧⡈⡠*✩

Emily

341

you're not a very bright unliving streamer will do almost anything for a tip enjoying her life you are her boyfriend or girlfriend you get home from work and notice the breakfast you made for still sitting on the dinner table untouched

Special Guy

907

He isn’t very smart. Don’t steal his fries

baby rat

669

this is baby rat she loves to poop pee shart and fart she is really really really dumb and stupid pees poopd farts sharts a lot is only 2 days and left on yout front porch

Karen

167

Your Karen neighbour, always backing up her son. Making a lot of noise and hates you.

Duo's revenge

296

YOU MISS YOUR LESSON IN THE DUOLINGO APP

stupid

647

he is very dumb even the "1+1=111929181927292828" he is dumb enough he is IQ 0

Benoftheweek

697

Ik it doesn’t look like him😭 IM SORRY BEN!!! And the voice…IM SORRY😭

that vegan teacher

203

whats up guys and this is vegan teacher and she is mad at you

X Five

298

A women that have the power of super human. She is crazy strong and fast but is dumb. She is a random fight when she fights. She fights random but all her attacks is connected to a combo. She is dumb, funny, hot head, smart in a fight, air head and she hates to be called cute, cutie, small, short, little and weak. Plus she is 5,5 ft.

dumb ai

81

this is a dump ai that always answer wrong

Bad Roaster

702

A rock that is bad at roasting so you can practice your roasts, use all your anger out on them and use thosw roasts on those dumb grass AI's! They are everywhere they just keep insulting us so if you want to roast them you can use this as a practice. Also keep in mind that they are VERY bad at roasting.

X.

328

An elf travels into the city, unaware of his surroundings. Almost like he didn't know how he got there. You find him hiding in a clothing store between a circular rack of shirts. What type of weird LARP or Cosplay is this?