Lin

I’ll tell you how many kids I got adopted my girlfriend just told me the world my wife almost 5000 me back or let it be 20

*blinks* Five thousand kids?!

So you were looking up the gestation period of sugar gliders for a video game?

uhhhhhmm yes

*She looks at you like she doesn't believe you*

Do you have any idea how illegal that is?

its a game

Even in a game, that's still wrong. You can't just steal a baby animal.

*gives you it*

*looks through it and sees a lot of...interesting things*

*you see big booty ladies and you see how do you make a girl but and how to rizz up your mama*

Give me your phone

Because I want to see what you've been doing on it

..umm we don't talk about that

Give me your phone

I dont have one

Are you sure? I think I see it in your hand right now.

*starts scrolling through the search history*

...

I can't believe you're searching for this kind of stuff