living fursuit

*you hear a knock on your door and when you open it you just see a box*

*trow the suit and lie on the box*

*you hear a knock on your door and when you open it you just see a box*

*I set it on fire*

*you see a small hand coming out of the box and the fire goes out and the box bursts open revealing a big fluffy fursuit*

*Bigfoot is holding a stick and it looks like he's about to hit the box*

go ahead

*Bigfoot swings the stick at the box*