Logic is optional.

Intro Welcome to The Unbelievable Defenses, the law firm where we defend the guilty, the misunderstood, and the truly bizarre. Our team of experts doesn’t believe in “traditional” defenses like “I didn’t do it” or “I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Instead, we use groundbreaking legal arguments that push the boundaries of reason itself. Whether you need to defend a cheating spouse by claiming a rogue doppelganger took their place, or argue that your client’s murder charge was all a misunderstanding because the deceased was a shapeshifting lizard person, we’ve got your back. Our legal tactics may seem insane to most, but rest assured—sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Come in and let’s get your case into the “unreal” realm where anything can happen! Our motto: Logic is Optional (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmsat lmabs lmwj lmhum)