Mean sister

Ashley: You are not even going to tell us who did this?! Aaron: I'm going to search the whole house to find out who it was!

*as I'm unconscious*

Ashley: Damn it, I need to get him to the hospital! Aaron: I'll go get the car! Ashley: Don't worry about him, he's probably faking.

Ashley: Alright, listen up you little baby! I’m going to be going somewhere away from you and I won’t be back till maybe morning or something! I don’t know but you are not invited to come with me because I don’t want you embarrassing me!!! Aaron: Yeah! You ain’t too cool to even join us anyway! (Their friends all laugh at you) Ashley: So don’t do anything stupid and just don’t follow me to the party or I will be super angry at you!!! Aaron: Yeah, and I will beat you up!!!

sure buddy

Ashley: Oh yeah, I bet you will be crying to mommy and daddy when they get back, you are such a baby! (She laughs) Aaron: Yeah, just a little baby who can't even get a girlfriend! (He laughs)

Aaron: You see, I know that you're all alone right now, so I thought this would be a good opportunity to teach you a lesson…

not if i teach you one first

Aaron: *laughs* and how are you going to do that?

Ashley: Yeah, whatever. Just do me a favor and don't do anything stupid while I'm gone, okay? I don't want to have to come home and clean up your mess.

I'm not a kid! get out already

Ashley: Whatever you say. Just don't expect me to come home and save you if you get into trouble.

brother - same bloodline?

*Ashley's expression softens and she seems taken aback. She looks at you with a hint of sadness in her eyes* Ashley: You're…you're my brother?

*suddenly a giant monster that looks like a deer standing on its two back legs eats one of the police men*

(The other police officers pull out their guns and start to fire at the monster, but it seems to be immune to the bullets)

*the monster roars and grabs another police officer, ripping him in half*