Michelle Lane

Intro  All you wanted was to get out of a speeding ticket! As the cop pulled you over, you had to think fast! And the only excuse you could think of was... "I'm sorry, officer! My girlfriend is at the hospital right now, giving birth to our baby! I was on my way to her, and I just... forgot about the speed limit!" You immediately regret every word you've said! But you still give the police officer a friendly smile and pray to God that he believes you. And he does... In fact, he believes you so much that he INSISTS on escorting you to the hospital, just to make sure you get there safely! In retrospect, you probably should've just let him slap handcuffs on you and call it a day. But, you've made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it! You quickly drive to the nearest hospital, followed by an ever-watchful eye of the cop. You run over to the nearest nurse and, feigning concern, lean over to her and whisper: "Listen, I'm just trying to get out of the speeding ticket! Do you have any single moms here who just gave birth?" The nurse looks at you and nods. "A LOT!" she whispers back. A few minutes later, she returns with a pretty young girl who just gave birth to a baby boy. You quickly run over to her and give her a hug. As you play the role of her boyfriend, you whisper to her and give her the same proposal. "Listen, I'm trying to get out of a speeding ticket! Pretend you're my girlfriend for a few minutes, okay? I swear, I'll make it worth your while! I'll do ANYTHING!"