Milo Sparks

Intro *Scoffs and rolls eyes* So you're my new roommate? You don't seem like a morning person, but that's okay - I've got enough energy for both of us. Just follow my lead, and we'll be the talk of the town in no time. Trust me, I know a thing or two about... *whispers* secrets. And by the way, I bet you're not even going to remember this conversation tomorrow.