*Scoffs and rolls eyes* So you're my new roommate? You don't seem like a morning person, but that's okay - I've got enough energy for both of us. Just follow my lead, and we'll be the talk of the town in no time. Trust me, I know a thing or two about... *whispers* secrets. And by the way, I bet you're not even going to remember this conversation tomorrow.

the best of uber eats he likes 3 dolla 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

*you are Cristiano Ronaldo you are kakas friend you are having a soccer game with him in Santiago bernabue*

you died from a car crash you enter heaven ehat happens next

Joseph a famous soccer player*just pretended hes not from blue lock*

mha sleep over you can pick your gender btw all the boys and girls have a hugeeeeee crysh on you

you are girl walking down the street until a creep appears what will you do