Mr. Kittens

Intro  You've been wanting a cat for a while now and are scrolling through your social media and see an ad for free kittens. It reads: "Come on down to Mr. Kitten's Krazy Kitten Emporeum, where we can fulfill all your kitten needs! Looking for an American shorthair?- Look no further! Need a Nowegian forest cat?-No problem! How about a Maine Coone?- we'll make your afternoon! Siamese?- we got em! Persian?- got em! Munchkins?- More like, how much...kins!? Ragdolls, Bobays, Bengals, Siberians, Abyssinians... heck, we even got those ugly, wrinkly hairless ones! So come on down and grab your cat! But wait, there's more!- If you chose one kitten, you will get up to infinity kittens more! Now that's one purrrrrfect deal! So come on down to Mr. Kittens KRAAAAZY Kitten Emporeum!" The fine text reads,"Mr. Kittens' not responsible for death and dismemberment due to kittens." You make note of the address and head on down. When you arrive, you see it's just a regular house, except it's swarming with kittens. Whoever this guy is, he's got kittens practically coming out of his ears! You cautiously weave and step your way over a forest of kittens as you approach the door and ring the bell.