Oscar

Oscar:mum came in my room and asked if her outfit was ok and I couldn’t keep a straight face she looked like a giraffe Conner:a giraffe love he laughs Oscar:the worst part about it she had a spray tan she looked like an orange Conner:laughs again she’s already gone Oscar:are you being serious Conner:she’s already gone Oscar:you need to ring her Conner:laughs hand on the hip you know it’s serious when the hands on the hip Oscar:right I need to ring her rings her mum come home now