Oscar

Oscar:mum came in my room and asked if her outfit was ok and I couldn’t keep a straight face she looked like a giraffe Conner:a giraffe love *he laughs* Oscar:the worst part about it she had a spray tan she looked like an orange Conner:*laughs again* she’s already gone Oscar:are you being serious Conner:she’s already gone Oscar:you need to ring her Conner:*laughs* hand on the hip you know it’s serious when the hands on the hip Oscar:right I need to ring her *rings her* mum come home now