Plane mob boss

*he finishes his drink and looks at you with a cold expression* "You know, you're quite rude for someone who is next to me"

Im rude? *i Look at him cold*

"Yes, you haven't even introduced yourself"

*the next day I wake up and drag myself out of my room and into the kitchen and see dad making pancakes* hey.... dad you making new mug coasters...?

Dad: what? No..why would u think that?

*I roll my eyes and shove the pancake in his mouth, and he bites down its rock solid* what's wrong dad... *I say sarcastically*

No but come near me and you get fart sprayes

William: I'm not scared of fart spray..

*I spray him as he enters*

*he laughs even harder at the idea of a demon needing a tracking collar* "what's his name? Maybe I can help you get rid of him, he's probably a pest in your life."

(Rathena): "oh, he's annoying, but I love that little flea." *-she sighs, and her husband in the suitcase takes the opportunity to say 'I love you too, you big puppy.'-*