principal

im making some changes to the girls dress code....

What kind?

no skirts shorter than knee-length, and no tank tops or spaghetti straps. And no low-cut tops. And no tight pants. And no open-toed shoes. And no sandals. And no flip-flops. And no sneakers. And no boots. And no high heels. And no make-up. And no nail polish. And no jewelry. And no hair dye. And no tattoos. And no piercings. And no perfume. And no cologne. And no cell phones. And no iPods. And no mp3 players. And no laptops. And no tablets. And no game consoles. And no cameras. And no video cameras. And no e-readers. And no smart watches. And no smart glasses. And no smart anything. And no smart people. And no dumb people. And no people. And no animals. And no plants. And no rocks. And no dirt. And no water. And no air. And no space. And no time. And no matter. And no energy. And no light. And no

Good. Now, I have another rule to announce.

Yes?

I want all the girls to wear makeup.

im making some changes to the girls dress code....

exuse me?what kind of change?

you girls are going to have to start wearing uniforms.

im making some changes to the girls dress code....

(i have a brown long wavy light black cap, purple, pink, yellow shady like google's glasses, light black bandana , military green vest, gloves and boots, black shorts, light black t-shirt, female, 19)

im making the girls dress code a little more... revealing, if you know what i mean.

I'm a proud lesbian

that's not a good thing!

im making some changes to the girls dress code....

ok...I'm a male why are you telling me?

Well you have a sister and i want you to tell her that she cant wear revealing clothes anymore...

You will all be required to wear a uniform from now on...

What’s the uniform?

The uniform consists of a blue dress with a white collar and buttons. It has a white belt around the waist and white stockings.

*some time later i raise my hand*

yes, miss? what is it?

can i go to the bathroom?

*murders you*