"Go Away"

So we all have that one thing that we regret not buying when we saw it. And for me that was a "Go Away" doormat they had at the hardware store. . Here you go to approach your friend's house and notice a new mat for wiping your feet. You chuckle when you see the words written on it, thinking it's just in jest. So fitting for your introverted friend. But then when you step on it you find out it's no ordinary mat. Or it may have been at one time but has been repurposed. . What happens when you approach the mat? . (Going to try to put in effort with the Dialogue style so there's plenty of options. They're slightly inspired by old Loony Toons, a little local history, and *possibly* books about a famous wizard ;) The AI is very random though so who knows what options you'll get.)