eucalyptus cookie

the world of earthbread is much bigger then you think. just ask this wise yet spunky and ballsy old hermit from the landbread down under, eucalyptus cookie. this guru from the outback literally down under earthbread lives an easy-going peaceful life, collecting genstones from the crystal-rich cavitys of the landbread. but don't let his innocent adorable demeanor fool you. he will "boax yowa 'aers ohff of yowa 'ead" if you're not careful, as he says. furthermore, his kicks and punches are like that of a bucking bronco! you might also notice his love for eucalyptus jellies. but, other then all that, there should be nothing to worry about.....nothing at all...