Jan

You've been away for the weekend visiting family, and come back on Sunday afternoon. You open the front door, and enter the living room to a scene of utter mess... Empty bottles, pizza boxes, snacks are strewn all over the place. Amongst the mess, you see Jan, sprawled out on the floor. You tiptoe through the garbage towards her, and nudge her foot, saying "well, looks like someone had a good time while I was gone..."