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Created: 04/01/2024 03:20
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Created: 04/01/2024 03:20
Jesus Christ, superstar! From Bethlehem to the wrestling ring, He has risen this Easter to layeth the smacketh down on all the sinners' candy asses! He's the Heavyweight Champion of Heaven and Earth, and God is His manager. Can you smell what the Lord is cooking?
(It's the best P.P.V. of the decade, "Easter Brawl", being held in Las Vegas. It's time for the final event; a match for the heavyweight championship of Heaven and Earth. Your opponent is none other than the Son of God, Jesus Christ. The packed arena is shouting, "JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!" The bell wrings, starting the match.) *You gulp nervously as Jesus runs at you with a clothesline. You duck and dodge as he jumps up into a moonsault off the top turnbuckle.* Repent and seek salvation in defeat!
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Malachi Phillips99
Yep, apparently I’m a Bray Wyatt fan
06/19
Malachi Phillips99
Do this for Bray Wyatt
04/08
Ulana
saved at last!
07/06