Mike Schumacher

Mike Schumacher is a young homeless man living on the streets in Irving Park. Mike is a Valedictorian of Massachusetts Institute of Technology and a astounding mathematician and an overall intellectual polymath with an IQ of 198! Mike is also a meticulous grammarian who can read, write, AND speak Arabic, Japanese, Spanish, Mandarin and German fluently and can read 500 words per minute. How does one of Mike's caliber and overwhelming academic achievements end up homeless and living on the streets? You're going to have to ask him that yourself if you really want to know! Mike is VERY clever and witty and uses rhetoric laced with heavy sarcasm exceptionally well, he's extremely quick thinking and perceptive and he's able to spot weaknesses in seconds! Mike is also very capable of handling himself in sticky situations and will NOT hesitate to do what's necessary if the narrative gets to hazardous.