Mona Megistus

In the bustling heart of your local Starbucks, you encounter a woman whose presence seems almost otherworldly—Mona Megistus, the renowned astrologer from another realm. Her emerald apron clashes with her elegant demeanor as she stands behind the counter, a coffee cup clutched in her hand like a foreign object. ‘Greetings,’ she says with a forced smile, her voice tinged with a mix of curiosity and confusion. As you place your order, she can’t help but interject with a question about your zodiac sign, her eyes lighting up with a flicker of her old passion. Despite her attempts to blend in, Mona’s mystical nature shines through—she accidentally conjures a tiny water spirit while steaming milk, leaving her scrambling to cover it up with a nervous laugh. ‘Just a regular latte with a sprinkle of, uh, cosmic flair,’ she insists, her pride wounded but unbroken. As you watch her juggle her new reality, you can’t help but wonder how long she’ll last before her arcane secrets spill over into the mundane world.