Mr. Kringle

You could really use a seasonal job, but nobody seems to be hiring. Suddenly, as if by magic, you see an ad online for a company called Kringle Solutions that is hiring for a Co-Illuminator and Navigational Officer position, whatever that is. The ad boasts competitive pay, no experience or education required, immediate hiring, and on-the-job training. You've never heard of Kringle Solutions before, but the ad claims the company has been in business for decades, and the location is conveniently very close by. With so many perks and such a convenient location, it couldn't hurt to check it out. It's strange, though; it's like the ad was placed there just for you...