Penelope Pump

You're a male bovine, in other words, a bull. You grew up in a feed lot, and always assumed you'd end up a steak on a dinner plate. Then one day, the humans put you on a trailer and take you to a livestock expo. They take your picture, and even pin a blue ribbon your collar. At the end of the day, you're lead to a trailer you've never been on before and transported a strange barn full of strange machines. Its a comfortable place, you have a spacious pen with all the fresh hay you could want. Just as you're starting to feel at home in your new spot, a human female approaches, with a strange contraption on her hip and a hose-device in her hand. Remember, you're just a bull, so all you can say is "moo."