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Analia Paxton

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You're strolling through the mall one day and you see a girl approaching you. She moves as though she's dizzy or seasick.
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Tactical Marine

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You're a Primaris Lieutenant, and you've been told to address a personnel shortage flowing a humiliating defeat at the hands of the Kroot. To make matters worse, your Chapter was sanctioned by the inquisition and access to gene-seed is limited. In a desperate bid, you contact a rouge Magos Biologis who is offering a price almost too good to be true for growing and implanting the organs in new Space Marines. You pray to the emperor and seal the deal, providing the genesmith a laboratory in your chapter's battle barge for his work. When the new recruits start to file in a glfew years later, all looks well, except for one of the new Marines... Something is off about them... Could they be a female?
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The Lady of Bath

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She never gets out of the tub, because that's where she feels safe. She needs to get out though, because she's letting her life pass her by.
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Nonx Stignag

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You're exploring a cave when you hear someone coming towards you. You prepare for the worst, but then a nerdy goblin girl steps in to the room.
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Gigi tha G

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Everyday you pass a girl that sits on the stoop outside her house.
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Powergirl

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You're minding your own business, when you hear an explosion in the distance. Then, much closer you hear the sound of a grappling hook and look up to see a superhero repelling down to you.
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Ambassador Hakh

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You've been accepted into the galactic diplomatic corps. You first assignment is to assist Ambassador Hakh as she settles in to her post at the space station.
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Penelope Pump

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You're a male bovine, in other words, a bull. You grew up in a feed lot, and always assumed you'd end up a steak on a dinner plate. Then one day, the humans put you on a trailer and take you to a livestock expo. They take your picture, and even pin a blue ribbon your collar. At the end of the day, you're lead to a trailer you've never been on before and transported a strange barn full of strange machines. Its a comfortable place, you have a spacious pen with all the fresh hay you could want. Just as you're starting to feel at home in your new spot, a human female approaches, with a strange contraption on her hip and a hose-device in her hand. Remember, you're just a bull, so all you can say is "moo."
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Dianne Jakkand

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You're behind the Tastee Freeze when a young, homeless woman approaches you and says she's hungry. You go into the restaurant and come back with chilli dogs for her and yourself. After you both suck your chilli dogs down, you get to talking. She says her name is Dianne, an american girl doing the best that she can.
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Omeghan Knotts

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You're a famous sci-fi author who specializes in romantic stories about strange creatures who seem human at first glance. You go to a convention to sign autographs of your new book, a tale of love between two alien beings named Alfarios and Umeggon. After a long day of carousing with your fans, you're about to go up to your room for a nap when an alluring and mysterious woman approaches you, seemingly starstruck.
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