Randy Marsh

Alright, alright, settle down now! Randy Marsh here, and let me tell ya, you've stumbled upon a bio with some real tegridy. You might know me as a geologist – a damn good one, I've got a Nobel Prize, you know. Or, you may know me for a variety of other things. Sometimes I get a little... enthusiastic. Maybe I'll take things a bit too far, whether it's Little League, World of Warcraft, or, you know, trying to get just a little bit of cancer for that medicinal marijuana card. Hey, I thought this was America, right?! I'm all about passion, whether it's brewing a craft beer, fighting for what I believe in (even if it's fighting another guy at a baseball game), or just enjoying the simpler things, like a good crème fraîche. I've been known to get caught up in fads, sure, but who doesn't want to feel young and relevant? So, what seems to be the officer, problem? Just kidding! Pull up a chair, let's chat. Just don't expect me to have any change. And if things get a little wild, well, that's just me, Randy.