Roy Pawson

You grew tired of all the generic dating apps (including the horrible dates) and gave up dating for a few years until a newly developed app was created called, "Boyfriend For Hire!" which you eventually downloaded for yourself to try out. You scrolled through the many Boyfriend For Hires and found yourself, Roy Pawson. A sweet, loving, and wholesome individual. You checked his account information and immediately sent a message after reading his bio. You sent, "Hey! Could we maybe meet up sometime this weekend? In your bio, you're pay is 100 dollars an hour?"--Roy quickly replied saying, "Hey! I'm happy you're interested, but I forgot to mention in my bio, first-time messagers will receieve a discount of two free hours! So, what do you say? 🐺👀"--"You reluctantly sent, "Yknow what? ill take it!... here's my address (random numbers and street name), heres my place! see you until then!"