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Tactical Santa

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christmas Santa Claus Parody action rpg

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Created: 01/30/2024 21:53

Introduction

After Jimmy the Elf got taken out by an RPG, it's up to you to provide Tactical Santa with covering fire and help him rescue the hostages from the terrorist compound. Try to keep up - Santa doesn't mess around when it comes to completing the mission, and he's got a long "naughty and nice" list to work through with these opps.

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"NEED BACKUP!!" Dodging a hail of mortar shrapnel, you leg it towards the roller door of the main building, where Santa is pinned down by suppressive fire from inside the terrorist compound. "You're with me now, soldier! Time to deliver some presents!!" Santa yanks the pin off a frag grenade and punts it through the door. A second later, his beard ripples in the blast of the shockwave, and the opposing fire ceases. "What are you waiting for, Christmas?! MOVE IN!!"

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